To some it’s by mail box,Few others by board walk,
Groups receive this letter by modem.
From Chile to Russia
Kansas, Alabama
All soon will be getting this Poem.
‘Tis not our announcing
Jack Bauer is pouncing
On bombs he’s about to defuse.
And we soon go to Asia
Without Paying Mullah
Besides that we still have some news!
That Baby is walking
And Quite close to Talking
All worthy of a great report.
But there’s something more
We ain’t told you before:
And no we’re not summoned to court
While Lincoln is smarter,
Computers for starters.
It’s a struggle to get him to rest.
He is more excited
News to be confided
Will not change his title of ‘Oldest.’
Though Truman Means Danger
And Red Power Rangers
And hoping the cougars will win;
His stomach is shrinking
And he can’t stop thinking
‘Bout the news that isn’t ‘bout him.
Brian is trying
To increase our Tithing
In a somewhat round about way.
Rhyming expressions
And Potter soon beckons
Of conquests there’s little to say.
Maegan is cleaning
Sometimes close to heaving
Her children she can’t but Adore!
On kids she’s researched
Relax time is at Church
Only soon outnumbered by four
We have hit no jackpot
Are still not the big shot
But the bubbly you now can uncork.
To tell you firsthand
Before Maegan Expands
Our Hint: it’s brought by a stork.
We are not the Jesters
Wait three Trimesters
While surprising it was no mistake.
Heavy with Child
Maeg’s growing with Style
In the oven there’s a bun to be baked.
Her Belly is Pooching
Yes we are alluding
For dinners you soon volunteer
One more Tax Deduction
A dramatic production
Allow us to be very clear:
Come this September
We will add a member
That’s making the Duryeas Six.
Presidential for sure
Yet the genders obscure.
And soon we will show you some pics.