Jose and Luke

I say "No way, Jose!" to Jefferson a lot and the other day he finally asked me "Mom, are all kids Joses?"



So Libbi told me the funniest joke I have heard in a while a few weeks ago that she heard from one of her kindergartners. It goes like this...



Why did Darth Vader go to the bakery?

To get a cooo - kieee (said as if you were imitating Darth Vader's breathing)



Well, the boys thought it was funny but they don't really get it having seen very little Star Wars, so now we get to listen to endless Darth Vader jokes that make no sense at all:



Why did Darth Vader go to the bakery?

To get some dooo - nutsss (said in a throaty breathing voice, of course)



Why did Darth Vader cross the street?

To go to schooo - oool



and so on... Well, the other night at dinner we were enjoying a few more variations on this theme when Brian interrupted them and said,


"If Darth Vader was a dad, what would he say to his kids?"

Truman - "Gooo tooo beeed"

which made Brian laugh cause he was going to say, be quiet and eat your dinner. Lincoln laughed politely and then looked at Brian like he was a little crazy and said, "But Dad, Darth Vader is already a father."